A little application for the Illuminato board that blinks out the lyrics to Beyonce’s song If I were a Boy, in Morse Code. This app has zero practical purpose, except maybe if it had a Lithium Backpack on the other side, you could carry it in your pocket, in case you need to communicate with a U-boat or signal mayday or signal for help from the Titanic and the date is 1920 and they can somehow decode +60 Morse code words per minute, visually not auditorily, and they’re not weirded out by the fact that you’re saying “If I were a boy, I think I could understand how it feels to love a girl I swear I’d be a better man.” I think that rules out everyone. And even if they did, they’d probably leave you alone anyway.